1) Girl in cinema turns sideways and whispers to her boyfriend.
'The man next to me is masturbating!'
Bf: 'Ignore him...'
Gf: 'I can't.'
Bf: 'Why not?'
Gf: 'He is using my hand!'
2) What is the smallest hotel in the world?
The answer is 'Vagina Inn'..... It accomodates only 1 standing occupant
but he must leave his 2 baggages outside.
3) Unborn twins saw a penis approaching.
1st twin : Papa coming, papa coming.
2nd twin : U fool, it's uncle Bob lah. Papa never comes with raincoat!
4) A hubby said to his wife, 'I will take a photo of your breast and frame it..'
The wife said to husband, 'I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it.'
